Got stuff from Target.com - a nice, soft towel for the bathroom (oo la la), 30 Liter trash bags for the soon-to-arrive trashcan (will be here tomorrow), a 76(!) count container of dishwasher pods, and, a wickless Citronella candle. Just a big ol' blob of wax in a metal container, a hole tunneling straight through the middle, mocking a wick-expecting recipient.
Luckily, I processed the refund on Target just fine - I uploaded a photo of this wax square, and told them what was wrong (in many ways, absolutely everything that could be wrong with a candle), and the refund was auto-processed. Will be back on my card in a few days.