I went and saw the Urologist. She was pretty convinced that it was not a viral infection, but still convinced enough for me to get a procedure in 1.5 months for an internal bladder imaging. In the meantime, no antibiotics, no solutions, that's all.
I see my Primary Care doc on Thursday, and maybe she can figure out what I can do next, ideally give me an antibiotic to "see" if that might help. I am forgoing all other medical concerns until this is 100% resolved because the pain is oftentimes unbearable.
So it is what it is. My hands are completely fucking tied.