So, I found a place that does emergency tooth extractions, and they are a 48 hour emergency clinic type of a deal. I have the date which to call for scheduling on the date I have avail. It might end up being TWO extractions, though (perhaps at different times/dates), because two teeth are chipped fairly badly (and they are right next to each other). We'll see what happens when I get there on the date I end up getting.
The Wyze lamp (now a proud resident of Charlotte, NC.) seems to be on the move again (to where, I do not know) and Wyze customer support has said they will process a replacement for said lamp, so I might end up with two lamps! I only need one, but I guess I can have one for each room? That's fine. As long as one of them shows up, I will be OK.